A Bunch of Stupid Ass Comics and Crappy Illustrations: 24 pages. A collection of small comics, illustrations, and satirical coloring pages.

You get 5 zines at $3.75 each with a suggested retail price of $7

Get to Know: Elderberry: 16 pages. Skill sharing zine about identifying, foraging, and using Elderberry.

You get 5 zines at $1.50 each with a suggested retail price of $3

Throw it Into the Void: 24 pages. Essay about creating art without an audience.

You get 5 zines at $1.75 each with a suggested retail price of $4

(Un) Happy: 20 pages. Screen printed cover. Poetry and photography exploring themes of mental health and identity.

You get 5 zines at $2.50 each with a suggested retail price of $5

The Time I Pooped Myself After Watching Candyman: 8 pages. Comic style perzine that kind of speaks for itself.

You get 5 zines at $1.50 each with a suggested retail price of $3

Take It - If you aren’t stealing from work they’re stealing from you: 28 pages. Screen printed cover. Essay about reclaiming the time, energy, and resources taken from you by the nature of existing in late stage capitalism.

You get 5 zines at $2.50 each with a suggested retail price of $5

Our resident mushroom-loving gnome (Squid) created this one!

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 5 back patches.

Your cost is $5 per patch with a suggested retail price of $10 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 12”x13”

A dope-ass original design. The Japanese reads: “No Hope”

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 5 back patches.

Your cost is $5 per patch with a suggested retail price of $10 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 12”x13”

Another original illustration by Squid. Pretty dope.

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 6”x4”

It makes our hearts smile when people buy this one!

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 3”x5”

All… Cats are beautiful! :)

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 3”x4”

“I want a war between the rich and the poor
I, I wanna fight and know what I'm fighting for
In a class war, class war, class war, this war” - The Dils

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 3”x4”

Need we say more?

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 3”x4”

It’s just cool, alright?!

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 3”x4”

What a sweet friend!

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 5”x5”

call it a pill bug, a roly-poly, a woodlouse, whatever! Just DON’T called it a BUG. (It’s a crustacean you silly ninny)

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 3”x4”

Censorship sucks. Books are good.

You will receive 3 shirts of your selected size.

Your cost is $10 per shirt with a suggested retail price of $20 each.

Printed on Gildan 100% Cotton.

EAT THE RICH! Original design hand printed on durable tan canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 5 back patches.

Your cost is $5 per patch with a suggested retail price of $10 each.

Approximate dimensions: 9.5” x 9.5”

How can you disagree with this shirt? It’s probably our most popular design!

You will receive 3 shirts of your selected size.

Your cost is $10 per shirt with a suggested retail price of $20 each.

Printed on Gildan 100% Cotton.

This is a reimagining of the very first design we ever printed. Sadly, that original screen was printed to death, but we think this new version is sick! Japanese lettering says: “No Hope”.

You will receive 3 shirts of your selected size.

Your cost is $10 per shirt with a suggested retail price of $20 each.

Printed on Gildan 100% Cotton.

This one has mushrooms on it... as you can see. It's an original illustration by our resident mushroom-loving gnome (Squid).

You will receive 3 shirts of your selected size.

Your cost is $10 per shirt with a suggested retail price of $20 each.

Printed on Gildan 100% Cotton.

Our NO SYSTEM shirts reflect a growing sentiment amidst a complex political landscape, reminding us that true balance lies within the natural world. Crafted from soft, durable cotton, it serves as a comfortable daily reminder of the interconnectedness of all living things. But also... Just, fuck the system, hang out with plants instead!

You will receive 3 shirts of your selected size.

Your cost is $10 per shirt with a suggested retail price of $20 each.

Printed on Gildan 100% Cotton.

Our NO SYSTEM shirts reflect a growing sentiment amidst a complex political landscape, reminding us that true balance lies within the natural world. Crafted from soft, durable cotton, it serves as a comfortable daily reminder of the interconnectedness of all living things. But also... Just, fuck the system, hang out with plants instead!

You will receive 3 shirts of your selected size.

Your cost is $10 per shirt with a suggested retail price of $20 each.

Printed on Gildan 100% Cotton.

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 5 back patches.

Your cost is $5 per patch with a suggested retail price of $10 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 11”x12”

Issue #1 of our original zine “Stuff About Plants”. A 16-page 1/4 sized booklet packed with cool stuff!

Check out the pictures for a taste of what’s inside.

You get 5 zines at $2.50 each with a suggested retail price of $4

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 5 back patches.

Your cost is $5 per patch with a suggested retail price of $10 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 11”x12”

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1 per patch with a suggested retail price of… wait… you really wanna sell these? I mean I guess go for it, or use them as some promotional thing, idk man, you do you. You’ll probably get some for free just for ordering other stuff anyway.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 4”x4”

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 4”x4”

Screenprinted by hand on durable black canvas.

This is a sew-on patch with untreated raw canvas edges.

You will receive 10 patches.

Your cost is $1.50 per patch with a suggested retail price of $3 each.

Approximate (hand cut) dimensions: 9.5”x2”